Calling yourself a nerd seems like a humblebrag way to claim brains and depth.

Then again, I did know someone who didn’t realize for an entire two weeks that the guy she was dating was missing an arm so anything is possible.

Wait.

Commenters disagreed: One wrote asking why the Kleins were so upset about GoFundMe canceling their fundraiser when the site was doing the same thing the Kleins had done, refusing the use of their product for something they didn’t agree with.

I didn’t expect him to be THRILLED but his reaction was way over the top, right?!

1992. 1992. 1992. 19 freaking 92. And he went to jail, and served time for it, and due to his own combination of outright stupidity and lack of serious education, lost nearly all of his prize winning money.

Beyoncé could not be reached for comment.

How are you even allowed to write on this subject after you were exposed to be a petulant child with no ability to reason logically after the UVA hoax?

Only in Washington, D.C. can a former city councilman become a gay strip club impresario. Meet Jim Graham, the 69-year-old former politician

I know she’s been able to craft public opinion of herself in the past, but this is like trying for some zen master level origami shiz.

Really, why lie about this shit? I wasn’t a shy teen. I wore a leopard print cowboy hat and photobombed all of the club pictures in my senior high school yearbook. I dyed my black hair blonde and wore a goth dress to the prom. Why lie about being outspoken? Because being shy is “in”? Fuck that!

Maybe it’s just me, but I find anyone who is a self-proclaimed “babe” is probably full of shit.

I’m not feeling super confident :/

I read that as Fifty Shades Danker and was like:

Several homeless people starved to death in the time in took me to read that post.

That actually seems reasonable to me.

Forever uncleeeaaan!

As a hypochondriac with pretty severe OCD, this would be my worst nightmare. I’d have to just throw out the kid and get a whole new one.

Great, you want to find them all homes and psychiatric care so they can take care of themselves. She wants to feed them NOW because they’re hungry NOW.

Ezekiel 16:49 Behold, this was the guilt of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy.