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So there's no chance? Sigh.

This happens. It’s not as bad as finding out you’re siblings after you’re married and she’s pregnant. That tends to be a very, very awkward divorce.

That’s why you always date outside your race. That way the worst-case scenario is accidentally flirting on Tinder with your long-lost HALF sibling.

Bitch, it’s fabulous.

No, thank you, please.

Maureen Dowd and Whitney Cummings? I thought networks wanted to gain viewers not drive them away.

Ugh, its like a contest to see what part of this I like least.

I wonder what kinds of sex gymnastics would be required of a person to get that as a gift.

The show is being described as a relationship comedy about “modern relationships that focuses on human nature and social construction using documentary elements and appearances from experts to help the characters understand the biological basis of their behavior.”

Yeah this is a little sensationalist and screams “We don’t like Uber” (Which is totally legit, but come on Jezebel, we get it already).

Or if you look at it the other way, asking her to pay 12k to get the fuck out of Williamsburg. Which is totally a fair price IMO.

Coincidentally my husband says the same thing about MY glitter jacket!

I’m with him. I’m sick of the way fruity guys dress all fruity these days. We should be more manly and dress like construction workers, police officers, bikers, cowboys or even Indian chiefs.

“In some small way, I wanted to help them avoid the terrible life I would have given them,” Megan Huntsman said in a statement her attorney read aloud.

So basically, if your day was just going a little TOO well

i actually believe the right way to spell ‘Liza Minelli’ is ‘Lucille 2’

“I’m glad to be alive. I saved my life that night.”

“Any police officer especially would have reacted in the exact same way I reacted”

I think this lady speaks for all of us.