American Ultra was fun. It wasn’t bad, but a few things took me out of the film. A couple of poorly mixed ADR lines, a couple instances where Topher makes it sound like they’re sending more than a couple guys after the main characters and they never really show up, a Hummer that comes out of nowhere. I was expecting…

She’s pretty good in this. The reason she’s so bad with a character like, say, Bella Swan is that Bella Swan is a bad character.

It’s actually only been approved for pre-menopausal straight women.

The awkwardness of the break and its timing has many wondering if Today purposefully cut off Monae.

Is anyone proposing government-mandated vaccines for all?

Serious question: does any medical organization on the planet think parents should not have a choice?

Jesus, ladies, as someone who has a dick and likes dick sometimes let me tell you, relax. It isn’t this hard.

I’ve heard you on Race Wars, you can do better.

Chicago doesn’t need a Katrina to blow it away, but it’s certainly not fine either.

It’s like shagging someone for the first time. Sometimes it turns out to be amazing. Mostly you’re trying to get each other’s rhythm going. It’s on the next go that you start to expand. That’s why I do it. That and the money!

I thought that was Macross Plus.

Sounds ridiculous, but if every American donated $10...

Sociopathy.

“Next, I’ll write a medical op-ed based on our experience raising Moses in a healthful environment. You may think this would be the usual mommy blogger anti-vaccine, anti-circumcision, breast-is-only screed, but fear not! We subscribe to a vaccination process where you introduce the children to naturally grown,…

Kanye’s face says “I don’t want to do this, but I know I have to”.

I’ll admit, Jem wasn’t something that was in my awareness growing up. To me these trailers seemed to just be Hanna Montana 2.0 teen fair. But then I saw the robot/inventor dad.

That’s a “best of all worlds” type answer.

Where is the “length that means I don’t have to cough up a hairball after” option?

Eh, like most things it depends on the guy. I think a more in shape guy can pull hairless off better than a less in shape guy.

RE Marvel: I’m hoping for a big cast announcement for Captain Marvel. We got Black Panther casting last year, keep upping the ante!