Hey, remember that time you posted that kid from this band’s nude photo without his permission? Good times, good times!

I’m just wondering what the GM office is like today. Bobby, fill us in, inquiring minds want to know!

Yeah, I don’t need you or your stupid accolades! Why do I seem to care about them so much of I don’t need them? Fuck you, motherfuckers, that’s why!

“Holmes will now enter the death penalty sentencing phase, but let’s be frank about this: if he was any color besides white, he’d be almost three years in the ground.”

So it’s the greys? Actually it’s better than the greys, you have to log in to see it.

Or a blaxploitation-style pimp.

But what about their dicks?

Ohhh I didn’t consider Team Ina as an option. I was thinking only in terms of Bourdain v. Fieri

It’s not about Ina...

Yes she was, and yes people should.

Can’t I be team no one?

Kind of insufferable? Just kind of?

Of the incoming members, less than 25 percent are minorities

Woody, you’re not missing anything on Twitter. Stay far far away.

My reason for thinking it’s not Dear John is Dear John’s budget was tiny, only $28m, and being a tenth of any amount they reasonably paid Channing Tatum would bean she was paid in the hundreds of thousands for a Nicholas Sparks movie. And no one’s agent is that stupid.

Wow, I didn’t think it was possible for NBC to make it less likely for me to watch The Apprentice, but they did it!

Then you’re hanging out in all of the wrong places.

Hey, I just calls ‘em as I see ‘em. Low-efficiency technique.

Yeah, that’s another point.

Your twitter investigative skills are impressive! Your wine drinking skill seem to be kinda meh though.