Or Mamma Mia (she could reasonably have made a tenth of any of the male leads there). Or Les Mis. Hello, Huge Actman is Wolverine and a big Broadway type star. I’ve read some places guess Dear John, but I don’t find that likely.

“It is like being screamed at by thousands of people,”

They may be headed to your inbox, but they’re sure as hell not headed to mine!

You work at a place that gives bonus checks? Worth the regular boners.

Basketball shorts can either be the best thing a guy can wear or the worst thing a guy can wear.

So these are basically half boxers, half boxer briefs?

All the same, we can’t know from these heavily edited snippets precisely what Lee thinks of all this, and, of course, it’s none of our business.

I hate the socially ubiquitous high pitched babel they spew, juxtaposed with meme-style text plastered images of them, but that’s just me.

Passerbys who said “Oh darn! Now the whole place smells like fish!” were surprised to find the true reason was not the seafood truck.

The really bonkers surgery isn’t the one she did to the lips on her face. It’s to her other lips. Down there. (That was her, right?)

We’re told his contract calls for him to get paid ... as long as he cooperates when, and if, producers need him. Even if they end up editing him out, he gets his money.

I always just go to the homepage, see who looks hot in the video preview, and start spanking.

Wasn’t that info apparent in the last minutes of the last season?

Oh sure, I don’t blame her. I just don’t think it’s shocking that someone would side-eye the general situation.

I’m trying to reconcile the idea that someone born with it could sell it in a jar in a “beauty campaign”. If you were born with it, you can’t sell it in a jar. If you can sell it in a jar, you weren’t born with it.

My God, my wheels!

Sorry, but Janet needs to Weiss up here. This was weak.

I will not deny it.

Have you checked their Twitter and Instagram? Do they post sufficiently socially minded things from exciting places, with all of the proper filters? They do?!?! I think we got a star here!

HAHAHAHA Like Huge Actman has ever been near a vagina. You’re funny.