Hey that’s not very nice. It takes a lot of knowledge to be this cunty.

Why not rosebudding? Because it sounds painful and I don’t care if people like it nope nope nope.

Nope, I can handle docking, maaaaaaaybe knotting, but not rosebudding.

NOOOOO STOP STOP IT LALALALA

Ah that never gets old.

Gibson became one of the Internet’s most famous healthy living bloggers

Yeah, but cops are waaaaay more likely to get called!

It’s an old story, but I don’t remember him doing so. It’s possible he did and I missed it though.

About what? The glory of the internet? Or Marc Jacons’ butt? Or the guy with no butt?

But then, I’ll never experience the glory of thousands of essentially uninterested parties deliriously evaluating the appeal of my ass.

Well yeah, but a butt’s a good starting point!

Meh tone and text and all that, you know. I was willing to take it at face value because I’ve known a couple of very sheltered types.

Oh sweet, sweet, innocent Annie.

That’s the glory of the internet, isn’t it?

How can you not be into butts? It’s the sexiest body part shared by all humanity, everyone has one! Well, except that one guy.

I’m playing along with it! I mean, I’m playing along with you! I mean, I’m playing with you! I mean, boy, it’s getting warm in here!

Not anymore, I don’t think. I also know several couples, gay and straight, that allow this type of stuff.

WE CAN DO THAT?!?!?

That good, because that’s what Marc wants ;)

As someone who sometimes puts his dick in other guys’ butts, I disagree.