so everyone will call it Marvel’s first flop

Meh. We have to remember there are two audiences for the film. Us geeks, who will see it regardless, and the “general public” who are aware that Marvel makes generally good movies.

I think it’s that she’s going to murder Superman. I don’t know how it’s resolved, though.

I wish!

Sploosh

Uhhhh did you watch the first movie?

One of my favorite parodies of it.

but the writers confirmed it was the same T-1000

Who says I don’t already?

I’m glad you think I’m well endowed, but I swear it’s not THAT big.

What do you think the mohel was up to?

That’s brilliant.

Wait, that chin! I recognize that chin! You don’t think Batman could be... Ben Affleck?

Oh shit.

I was vaccinated by a mohel 7 days after my bottle-feeding mother gave birth to me through c-section. How fucked am I, according to Jim Carrey?

Exactly. Being banned from one of those elementary schools directly impacts her ability to do the duties she’s required as an instructor at the university.

She stands for the America the average conservative claims they stand for. She stands for liberty and equality.

...but would he be able to do that while Giant-Man sized? Think about that situation for a second.

Yes! I’ve also heard that the scene with him in a helicopter is supposed to be part of an extended action sequence. They way they tease how they play with the size change gimmick is just too fun!

Right? I bet it’d be very chuckle-worthy.