“and when her movie comes out, I have no doubt it’ll be DeConnick who needs to be thanked first.”

I was wondering when the Disney press machine was gonna crank out for Ant-Man. Have a bunch of embargos lifted today?

“Jeff Goldblum talked very quickly.”

What, someone to defend him against the defamation suit? Not much, probably, their case for defamation is pretty weak.

You shut your goddamn mouth and show Black Panther some fucking respect.

You mean the one that makes them billions of dollars over and over again?

Since first posting this article, we’ve revised it to reflect the unconfirmed nature of the story, on which we based ours.

Jurassic World is better than Michael Bay’sTransformers sequels,

“Sony Pictures owns the cinematic version of the character.”

Agreed. Now the big question is, is this just a Father’s Day bump or does this movie have even longer legs than everyone thought?

Yeah. And being on the low end of the 50s is shockingly low. It really is. Between 50% and 60% is a massive range on films like this.

I’m saying wank sounds like yank, and yank sounds painful.

Eh too close to yank for my taste.

I’m fond of “rub one out” as a gender neutral euphemism.

Honestly I hated it, but that’s just me. Word of mouth’s been great on both, though. They’re both gonna have legs, no doubt!

“dropping 51% from last week.”

Probably had more to do with Father’s Day.

That was Marvel dictating to Sony the characteristics they felt were important to the character of Peter Parker. They get to do that because he’s their character, not Sony's.

“For Parker, it’s not”

Sure, but that would mean they care about making a nearly decade old story “make sense”, and not corporate synergy