“(hopefully) retcons One More Day”

So this is a relaunch of Spider-Man, the title started by McFarlane in the 90’s, and not the core Amazing Spider-Man book, correct?

It’s a fantasy Adam Sandler lives every day, sadly. I respect the man, in a way. His movies are excuses to write paychecks for friends and go on vacations. Every one is panned critically but makes enough money to justify it's existence, because some idiot will always laugh at a raunchy grandma falling down. He’s…

So here’s the thing that I always struggle with in these situations. We all agree that a woman should have the right to an abortion. We all also agree that there’s some deadline, a point after which a woman no longer has the right to terminate that pregnancy.

“minimal 78 minutes”

Oh no you don’t, I saw how this worked out for the Fox News mole! You can’t buy me off with an extra dollar!

Well I don’t.

I mean... you don’t actually believe that, do you?

Kerry Washington?

While it’s considered unethical to pay a source or interviewee in the world of written media,

The First Amendment says what?

Who knows. I thought he did it on purpose. And I thought they did it together.

I mean, the kids fix up a car, Claire can totally fire a gun.

No, he punched the hologram button to confuse the raptor, and fixed the car! See, so smart!

It has been a long long time since I’ve seen such a well put together movie

And yet the Jurassic Park t-shirt is supposed to be the epitome of bad taste.

No, I’m sorry. That may be what Hillary meant, but that’s not what those words mean when placed in that order.

On Wednesday, Mindy Kaling stopped byGood Morning America to promote her newInside Out voice acting role as the emotion “Disgust.” And—well—it was true to character.

So how long until someobe starts a Twitter campaign to boycott Mindy, proving Jerry Seinfeld right again?

Dear Past Kim,