Michele Bachman’s corporeal form vanishing from this material world in an instant, while the rest of us are left behind? If only we were that lucky.

Nope, got it backwards. They’d have to follow you, not the other way around.

Users can now send DMs to any of their followers, even if they don’t follow back.

Did it have something to do with him blaming her for his cancer on having oral sex with her? Remember how that was really rude and probably not even true? Whatever.

Oh man, that reply. Totally not written for them by the campaign.

Ohhhhhhhh my God, I forgot about this. They moved The Soup to Friday and it’s all messed up my viewing schedule.

He didn’t stay out of it?

Oh, this sounds like it would be at just the right level of pop culture, trash, and unabashed insanity to interest me. I’ll watch a couple.

I went to high school with a chick that dated Nick Lachey briefly in the late 00’s. Didn’t hear any juicy rumors though, sadly.

Kanye’s perpetual mad face rubbed off on him.

Don’t forget her homophobia.

Very true! They also aren’t old enough to teach yet, so it’s not relevant.

-sent from my Blackberry, through my private server.

According to data from US Census Bureau, 78.4% of Americans age 18 to 65 are white.

...it’s hard to see how it could last you three meals a day for an entire week.

Let me make it clear. You say my internet comments are “completely inconsequential”. I say my internet comments are exactly as consequential as yours, in other words, not very. All of our comments are inconsequential.

You made a post in the first place.

Says the pot to the kettle.

I’m bracing myself for a year and a half of her supporters saying any criticism of her is just the inevitable, stomach-churning misogyny.

Probably a center-left Democrat of some sort. Someone that Big Business and social progressives aren’t totally put off by. I don’t anticipate the House or Senate turning blue, nor do I anticipate both Congress and the White House red. Just not Clinton, because fuck literally everyone is tired of her and her general…