You can’t have someone making horrible phone calls and you don’t know who it is.

No, you don’t have to “Just turn it off”. It’s opt-in. It’s not on. YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING, AND IT’LL STAY EXACTLY THE SAME.

What I’m getting at is that even if I personally disable this feature, other people may not.

Michele Bachman’s corporeal form vanishing from this material world in an instant, while the rest of us are left behind? If only we were that lucky.

Nope, got it backwards. They’d have to follow you, not the other way around.

Users can now send DMs to any of their followers, even if they don’t follow back.

Did it have something to do with him blaming her for his cancer on having oral sex with her? Remember how that was really rude and probably not even true? Whatever.

I'm a fan. I think Spader's natural speaking voice is creepy in its own way to pull it off.

Oh man, that reply. Totally not written for them by the campaign.

Nobody's excited? Speak for yourself.

Not really, because Edgar Wright developed it from the ground up. MacLauren, more likely than not, had to work with what she was give.

Are white people known for having black, vacant, shark-like eyes? No? Didn't think so.

Ohhhhhhhh my God, I forgot about this. They moved The Soup to Friday and it’s all messed up my viewing schedule.

He didn’t stay out of it?

Oh, this sounds like it would be at just the right level of pop culture, trash, and unabashed insanity to interest me. I’ll watch a couple.

I went to high school with a chick that dated Nick Lachey briefly in the late 00’s. Didn’t hear any juicy rumors though, sadly.

Kanye’s perpetual mad face rubbed off on him.

ohhhh how exciting!

Well that's why you do it blind item style, that extra layer of buffer! But I respect it.

Care to drop hints as to this person's identity, blind item style?