Michael Jackson, as in Thriller, Beat It, etc. Michael Jackson? That’s a...pretty weird rumor there.

It’s definitely unfair that women pay more for long-term care insurance than men. It’s also unfair that women, statistically speaking, live longer than man. The only fair solution is to charge everyone the exact same rate, and kill every person who lives to 77.4 years of age.

What does Hulk think of this remake?

Kenny Leon will direct the remake...

Uh huh, sure. Fox greenlit the Deadpool movie almost exclusively on internet thirst. Also I absolutely don’t believe there’s been no talks at all. I’m guessing they have a deal, and he’s playing mute until they can make an announcement, probably closer to Spectre’s release.

Those are much too large for cum rags. A proper cum rag is washcloth sized. That way you can hide it inconspicuously in a drawer when necessary.

Well yes, but they’re made for canning, so that material is almost certainly fine. What you really need to be careful about is accidentally getting some with a ring of adhesive. That’s not good eats.

Some things that are “all natural”: mercury, arsenic, and uranium.

He’s got Peter Parker down perfectly. Everyone else, eh...

Because Sony keeps breaking it. Plus he’s been getting soft reboots in the comics like every 5 years for the past twenty years anyway, so they have some stuff to play with.

There’s a lot of people I’d be cool with. Butterfield, Lurman, O’Brien. Even Josh Hutcherson from Hunger Games, even though he’s way too old for what they want now. His test footage from the last series was great.

Rumor is they want young and have been auditioning 16-18 year olds. They’re going for the Bendis/Ultimate Spider-Man style 15~16 high school thing.

I could see them maybe bringing the Senate closer to even split, but I highly doubt there’ll be a ~30 seat shift in the House.

Oh shit, I bet he knows who’s been cast as Spider-Man in the MCU! My money’s on Asa Butterfield.

Because, you know, given the fact that there was a whole scandal about her email and private servers and secrecy,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No. To all of that.

So, what are you actually reporting here? You share reports that the book was too violent in the first paragraph, that were discredited in the second paragraph (both by other institutions, not you). Then your quote from Marquadt, and your own speculation as to what her answer should have been. Finally, some flowery…

That’s how accidents work, yes.

Looks like it’s an electronic form, and someone just clicked a little too far to the left of “White”. Yawn.

The real joke is a Bible-Belt Christian would never go into a Muslim operated place.