A Christian woman enters a Muslim operated business. The owner demands that the customer wear a burka. After all, being around an uncovered woman is a substantial burden on him. The customer refuses. After all, submitting to the religious teachings of another faith substantially burdens her own free exercise.

I disagree, respectfully.

No. If you can’t recognize that black people have a wide variety of skin tones, and that this was actually about the Jenner clan, then YOU’RE the idiot. Take your several seats, and shove them in whatever bodily orifice is least pleasurable.

That’s exactly what the establishment were saying in ‘07.

I’m not sure what a Fing riot is.

“What?” yourself. Hillary Clinton isn’t the official Democratic candidate yet. She hasn’t even confirmed she’s running yet. There’s a whole primary. We’re not stuck with Hillary Clinton. The fact that you think it’s already down to Clinton v. Nameless GOP Candidate is part of the blinded by influence stuff I was…

There’s a solid year and a half before we get to that point.

We like to think, as progressives, that we’re just plain smart. But if we support a candidate because “they’ve earned the right”, “it’s just their time”, or some variation of that theme, then we’re not smart. We’re sycophants, blinded by party affiliation and influence.

Meh. I know a handful of very shiny black people. But no one is as vapid as a Kardashian-Jenner.

...protect the vitality of religious liberty in the Hoosier state

Shia Leboeuf's existence makes me feel like I'm in a surrealist movie.

Yeah, yeah yeah. I listened to those people who said "Be different! Don't fit in!". But then I started making out with my brother, just like Angie, and my boss didn't like that I was known around town for that. So now I'm jobless, and had to move back in with my parents. So, in a way it all worked out in the end,…

For real, he's basically a frat bro. I'd hate-fuck him, though.

But Harry (can I call you Harry?), might you at least consider some sort of advice column situation here at Jezebel?

Not really, I just follow enough Hollywood news to know that this is how it works.

Insurgent star...

Jazz, as a name, should be reserved for a genre of music, and pets.

Just call in the Madame Tussaud's figure, Joan and it were basically made of the same stuff anyway.

THEN FUCKING DO IT ALREADY!

Indiana politician Justin Moed