She probably isn't, director's don't usually sign up like that. She might have a 3 film contract with Universal, in general, and they'll shuffle her to some other projects. But if it really is that antagonistic they won't keep her on the franchise.

Oh that, I misunderstood what you were referencing.

E. L. James' true first name.

They're not saying Universal's not going to make sequels. The director just wants to quit. Universal will get a new director.

'Her relationship with Erika has become absolutely toxic – they despise each other and blame each other for the problems with the film.'

I wish I was important enough to literally say "Go fuck yourselves, now go give me money".

No, it's like lumping together vegetarians, all they do is talk about something they don't do.

I thought man spankx was what a teenager did in the privacy of his own shower.

She's not guest starring on the show. She's just trying to get a referral for Bruce, and doesn't realize Mindy isn't a real doctor.

It won't? Damn. I was hoping for an upswing in the numbers of sexually adventurous young women.

I thought celebrities kept burner phones for stuff like this.

It's good evidence to show there's no correlation between victimhood and gender here.

"...but is that really fair?"

Etiquette's overrated.

...but it's a reminder that all bodies are beautiful...

That makes sense. Altoids are the "curiously" strong mint, right?

Eh, that's way less hot than than I was expecting. Oh well.

...there have been straight friends of mine with sudden hard-ons who suddenly think my mouth works in a pinch.

Look, sometimes I just want to fuck. And if I suddenly find out that I'm in another person's general category of fuckable (the "can" in your explanation), and I'm interested in fucking, I'll float the idea. That doesn't mean I think they will. It means I think they might. And, since I'm an adult, if that situation is…

It's very good. There's a weird aspect of the conclusion that stands out from a storytelling standpoint, but it's still very good.