Probably because even though Chris Kyle was an asshole, a bigot, a liar, and killer of at least 160 people, he's still done more good for the world than any of the idiots that write about him on the internet, myself included.

Seriously. Teller is in The Divergent Series and will be in the new Fantastic Four. Issac was in A Most Violent Year with Jessica Chastain and David Oyelowo, a very well received film, and will be in the new Star Wars and X-Men features. They're full-on A-listers, and calling them randos really weakens her argument.

"People can be my friends who have lifestyles that are not necessarily my lifestyle. I don't shut people out of my circle or out of my life because they have a different point of view," Huckabee said.

Slightly related, did you know that one of the biggest hubs of piracy of TV and Film is Hollywood? All those broke writers want to see whats up.

You're not listening to my point. I know all of these things. The point is technology and society are changing, so we need to change the laws. That's also a concept they cover in first year law, isn't it? Or do you not understand that?

So, when you wrote "We do", we really don't. Gotcha.

The first successful case of in vitro fertilisation was in 1978. That was 37 years ago. Gay marriage is legal in 36 states. We should have a legal structure in place by now that differentiates between DNA contribution and parental responsibility. It really isn't that hard.

Well obviously someone named Leslie or Dana got mad that someone put the wrong prefix when writing them. I'm surprised they didn't go full blast, assigning everyone a nice, nongendered ID number to avoid even a hint of impropriety.

Joan had more talent and charisma than Whitney now.

Working comedian is literally the lowest bar you can have in the entrainment industry. Bill fucking Cosby still works. And they're about equally funny right now.

If you were to draw a Venn diagram, the only thing funny women and Whitney Cummings would have in common would be the word "woman" .

I've seen funnier monologues on CBS Sunday Morning, the show your grandparents watch before their midmorning nap. Holy fuck that was awful.

They almost always are.

I have concerns about this movie. The screenwriter has a mixed record (A highpoint of X-Men: DoFP, a low point of Ouiji. Yes, the board game movie.), I didn't really like Chronicle, the director's last foray, and stuff we've been hearing from the actors and director with respect to tone is...strange. Blogger Doom is…

An interesting thing to follow this up: Ava Duvernay wan't nominated for a Director's Guild Award, either.

You're full of it. 2014 was one of the best years for film in recent memory. Not just for these "Oscar Bait movies", but the summer blockbusters too. And 2015 looks like it'll be just as good.

Anyone seen Cake? It releases wide next week, and my movie watching calendar is a folly of riches, so I need to know if it's worth it.

Why do you say that? Because I think it looks exactly like Ben.

Let's see... it's a dark, empty void... is it the place he keeps his acting talent?

I'm making a double feature of it. Fifty Shades and Old Fashioned, the "chivalry themed" Christian response film. It's going to be delightful.