Yeah, sure she does, Kate. We totally believe she says that.

Murphy continued: "In fact, gender is such a wide and varied experience that every single work of art must contain every single degree of variation. If a degree I'd missing, it must be changed. If it can't be changed, it must be discarded, never to be heard of again. The only way we'll better ourselves is completely…

A few of these movies haven't made it my way yet, and Foxcatcher is one, but what I've heard from the people I know who "acquired it early" have mentioned a great performance from Channing Tatum. Maybe some voters thought getting something good out of him was worth it? Personally, the one I was most underwhelmed with…

Here's the thing about a snubs. There's a finite number of nominations, so any discussion of a snub should also include who you think didn't deserve the nom. So, which of the five do you, loyal readers, give the boot?

Dry it out, rub against the grain of the scales, you're good to go.

Usually, it's once a day, in the evening. But sometimes, when I'm just not feeling it, and I haven't done anything to get very sweaty/dirty, I don't shower that day at all. Just wash the face. And I'm white.

This looks painfully unfunny. Plus it comes out 3 weeks after Age of Ultron, 1 week after Mad Max: Fury Road, and the same week as Tomorrowland. Screams flop. Which is, ironically, what Melissa is doing on the poster.

Which is possible for me, because I haven't married crazy and still have my penis, unlike Mr. Lung.

You can probably cut a dick off with just about anything, if you're patient enough.

I was going to say the lesson is don't cheat, just get your divorce. But then I thought, if she was crazy enough to cut his penis off for cheating, she'd probably mess him up for divorcing her, too.

I'm not running for president. Except I wrote a book, and I'm doing the thing I said a presidential candidate needs to do to win. She's going to run.

Wow, even the sound design was great. Solid work!

I've seen enough dicks on the internet to know Sweden is very foreskin friendly.

It can't be, he said the penis has a hat.

Am I naive in hoping that Teresa Giudice might actually learn something and come out a better person?

If it's literally the only option for even one, that's too many.

Probably the part where any person feels that the only way they can afford an education is by trading their "companionship" for money. AKA the whole thing.

...that means that only about 2 percent of female students signed up.