It's rumored he has a huge uncircumcised dick but that picture is definitely padded.

Nah. He just has a REALLY full bush.

The usual trick for male underwear models is to use wonder bread. I am not kidding. Its soft and easy to form into a pouch. I first learned this trick as a wardrobe assistant on a photo shoot for the homepage models on the MANHUNT website. Objects in underwear are sometimes smaller than they appear.

You know the worst part about it all? He probably is packing...

you mean Arkansas, right? Or is Bentonville AL so small I literally have not heard of it?

Antibacterial soap should be adequate, at least that's what the girl that works in the "toy" store told me.

Because the wife was standing between him and the girl he should've married but let go so she could follow her dream of being an astronaut.

. . . is the fact that you are Asian related to the rest of that?

The Lemon Cake Male Objectification Experiment, a/k/a The Male Glaze.

What did I just read?

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

I'm with Dan Savage. Common sense, really. It only turns into a big discussion when people project all kinds of crap on maintenance sex which is neither abusive nor non-consensual because that's not what we're talking about here. It's not about anyone being forced into sex. It's kinda like how you pretend to be more…

To fix my termite problem I burned my house to the ground.

The airline in question has stated that this rumor is "false" and "a fabrication."

The FAA rule that states children over the age of 2 must sit in their own seat (regardless of where it was in the airplane). That is the issue—the child was over the age of 2 and therefore cannot be a lap child. It's not just about buying a ticket, it's a safety issue.

I'm glad they are going to start using a safety seat for Ivy. Frankly, I'm really surprised they didn't do this already, as she probably uses a car seat in their car, right? How do you have a child with special physical needs and not look really closely into solutions for safety in special situations (like flying,…

The family in this story is ridiculous and was asking the flight attendant to violate FAA rules. FAA rules do NOT allow "lap children" over 2- even for special needs. There IS an exception for using a non approved device on the plane for special needs- such as a special needs car seat or other medical positioner. …

In my defense, I can't even draw an anatomically correct toe, and 99.9% of us have at least one of those.

Poor Jeremy. It's probably because he finally realized that he loves me. Took him long enough.