What should they be apologizing for? They were suspended for something that ostensibly didn't happen.

So the fraternity gets cleared of any wrong doing but STILL agrees to implement changes that could potentially prevent young people from being endangered, and Jezebelians STILL find a way to take exception to it...

Thanks for the update, Jia.

The Virginia Alpha Chapter of Phi Kappa Psi fraternity at the University of Virginia has been reinstated effective immediately, University and Phi Kappa Psi national officials announced today.

So what, exactly, is to be done then? NBC News reported that the Police said the story couldn't be corroborated...should the chapter have been left suspended?

U mad bro?

I'm detecting some sour grapes in this whine...

No, officer, I'm not too intoxicated to drive. Look, I can spell "quesadilla" correctly.

"Eighty-six male college students received extra credit for their participation. All participants were over 18 (M=21,SD=3.6) and most were juniors in college. The overwhelming majority of participants (>90%) identified as Caucasian, consistent with the general student make up at this university, and all identified as…

HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THESE?????????????

I'm really upset with how far this site has fallen. Back in the old days, Jez used to be the type of place that would show naked pictures of Charlie Hunnam's ass, or do exposes on cartoon penises. And now it's all Justin Bieber bulge. For shame, Jez. For shame. We can - and must - do better than this.

I mean shit, it is or it isn't, right? Either it's biological fact that it is pee or it is biological fact that it isn't pee. Opinions don't really have anything to do with this.

How about how much this poor girl has been brainwashed by her anti-science kook of a mother? Her cancer has a 85% survival rate is she gets chemo. If she doesn't, she'll die. Simple as that.

I heard an interview with her mother this morning and she said, "This isn't about death, she's not going to die without the chemo." So, uh, yeah, I don't trust the mother's sanity.

This girl is clearly being brainwashed by her ignorant idiot of a mother. If her refusal to get chemo for her cancer doesn't convince you, look at their eyebrows.

Is this something everyone should do? Depends.

David Vitter is in charge of the Filipino Police now?

Those cops sound like party poopers.

Own a diaper business in the Philippines? Business slow? Urine luck! Soon the orders will be overflowing!

Just because you can fit in size 30 jeans when you are a size 32 (men's sizes btw) doesn't mean it will be comfortable. Same thing with condoms. Pretty much any will fit anyone but not all will be comfortable. Some will constrict blood flow too much, some will slip off too easily. Finding the right condom size is…