Human nature dictates that whenever people acquire new tools for visual expression, they'll use them to draw dicks. So when Nintendo revealed that the latest (and, quite possibly greatest) Super Smash Bros. would come with a level editor, was there any doubt about what players would do with it?

If she's that strong, I would prefer she just carry me around, Arianna Grande-style.

My response to a random person with a camera annoying me on the train would be as follows, "Are you insane, leave me the fuck alone" in a calm, bored voice.

My favorite part was when they were measuring and you can see multiple women taking up more space.

My driver's ed instructor told me it was illegal to drive barefoot.

I guess the question is "How can white people be supportive of the issue without seeming to demean or take over the issue? " If white people don't talk talk about what they do in the situation, then the narrative is that white people are ignoring the issue (which so many do). If white people talk about the issue,…

If this is the worst thing to happen to this child this year, she is doing pretty well TBH.

"According to the mom, Trebek didn't ever console the girl backstage. "If he had taken the time, he would have known, like you do, that my daughter is not a sore loser, and does not become emotional solely over losing a game," the woman wrote. "She was upset about not being able to completely play the game to the end."

According to the mom, Trebek didn't ever console the girl backstage. "If he had taken the time, he would have known, like you do, that my daughter is not a sore loser, and does not become emotional solely over losing a game," the woman wrote. "She was upset about not being able to completely play the game to the end."

This feels like a chopper-mom/stage-mom kind of thing. I am so sick of people with their

Well this makes selfies moot. For the rest of the holiday season I'm only going to post Ralphies.

I'm sick of people making fun of the cross and taking away from it's original meaning. Can't we all just remember it for the horrific, bloody, slow torturing device that it is.

Does the Catholic League actually have staff?

The Catholic League does not represent Catholics. The only thing it represents is Bill Donohue, because the League is a one-man operation. The man is living, breathing clickbait.

It's not a dick, it's Ace & Gary's car!

If by "bar" you mean "ass you could set a drink on", then I suppose the answer is 'yes'.

Hey, that's unfair. There was also Opie's beard.

I wish Diane Sawyer had responded by explaining to her that probably a crack dealer thought there was no need "to bring ink and paper into this." End of transaction.

ok?