Human nature dictates that whenever people acquire new tools for visual expression, they'll use them to draw dicks. So when Nintendo revealed that the latest (and, quite possibly greatest) Super Smash Bros. would come with a level editor, was there any doubt about what players would do with it?

As long as the goddamn Batman wants it to be.

But can he do a dance-off?

If Gene Roddenberry wasn't spinning in his proverbial grave after "Into Darkness," he sure is now.

If she's that strong, I would prefer she just carry me around, Arianna Grande-style.

My response to a random person with a camera annoying me on the train would be as follows, "Are you insane, leave me the fuck alone" in a calm, bored voice.

My favorite part was when they were measuring and you can see multiple women taking up more space.

My driver's ed instructor told me it was illegal to drive barefoot.

I would go simply with: Too large than could be reasonably justified.

I guess the question is "How can white people be supportive of the issue without seeming to demean or take over the issue? " If white people don't talk talk about what they do in the situation, then the narrative is that white people are ignoring the issue (which so many do). If white people talk about the issue,…

"I won't snap your neck, I'm going to take you to prison."

"Superman will move the battle away from populated areas because he's a hero, and that's what heroes do."

They were still better than Man of Steel because they at least got the characters right.

I used to wonder how it is that there have been 17 bajillion superhero comic books, and millions more written every year, with new superheroes still being created. How on earth can such a formula be perpetuated so often?

I wonder the same thing about biographies, and rice. I mean, enough already, bring on the…

Meanwhile, at Warner Brother's:

I've said this before, but remember when Johnny Depp played characters and not caricatures?

But how many times can you trot out Johnny Depp wearing a funny costume?

"According to the mom, Trebek didn't ever console the girl backstage. "If he had taken the time, he would have known, like you do, that my daughter is not a sore loser, and does not become emotional solely over losing a game," the woman wrote. "She was upset about not being able to completely play the game to the end."

According to the mom, Trebek didn't ever console the girl backstage. "If he had taken the time, he would have known, like you do, that my daughter is not a sore loser, and does not become emotional solely over losing a game," the woman wrote. "She was upset about not being able to completely play the game to the end."