The ironic thing is that Joel McHale basically did the same thing by asking for a partial/full discount on his TV as a show cancelation bonus, but he did so in much a funny, backhanded way that everyone just thinks he was being silly. Seems like both Hart and Sony could learn some negation skills from McHale.

I'm sad that this Dirt Bag doesn't contain any ArianaGrandeCarriedLikeABaby-gate updates.

That's how he can capture all the finer details of his subjects. Else it's just the broad strokes.

It's his masturpiece. His...Boner Lisa.

"Electable", adj: A democratic option pre-approved by the oligarchy.

As far as I'm concerned, you could not have written a more damning headline about whether she'd be a good President.

This article is confusing. It is not "Barry" the alleged rapist that is threatening to sue her, it is an actual Barry whose personal details are so similar to "Barry" that people think he is the rapist.

So calling her sister "sexual property" and dressing her up as a "biker whore," or the stuff she did while her sister was in her early teens: all of that is "normal in context?"

so this is what appears to have happened:

To be fair to Cruise, though, I think time has shown that it's impossible for anyone to look like anything other than a nervous captive animal in his presence.

My bet is that the current contract is considerably less lucrative, but a lot easier to live with. I'm quite sure there is a contract there, but I also get the sense that they actually enjoy each other's company and that it's a pretty easy compromise for both of them.

Never forget.

I guess their contract was at least as good as the one she had with Cruise.

The money has to go somewhere. I worked at a Banana Republic and GAP at a mall in a wealthy area and on busy days or around the holidays, we would do about $30,000-40,000 worth of business, and about $10-$15,000 of it would be cash. Bank deposits would be made, but at some point that shit is locked away in a safe…

Dead eyes, great cheek bones. Yup, American Eagle employees.

I love, love, love the fact that he had an organized movement among his fan base to artificially raise the Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score and that got it all the way up to a whole 32%.

I am definitely not going to start a fight, but were you these when "nevermind" dropped? Because that shit basically changed rock-n-roll that very day.

"Sonic Highways is meant to reflect Grohl's own fandom and musical upbringing, but the entire rest of this article is going to willfully ignore that point."

Chi-town