Oh...Canada....

I have... seen things you people wouldn't believe...

The source article says Arkansas.

Perhaps the most notable aspect of the festival—aside from the fact that it's in Alabama

I thought most antibacterial soaps broke down the silicon? Warm water and dry well was what I heard.

This tale, first posted by BroBible, comes from Reddit,

Is everyone not in Cajun Country considered a Yankee?

Is this a common Yankee concern? Because in Cajun Country, every wedding and funeral has a gaggle of kids running all over the place.

Hey I applaud the lady, she put up with his shit for 25 years, I couldn't put up with it for one movie.

I think there's an adult film series by that name. If not, there should be.

I can't think of a more surefire way to get people to dismiss the idea of "The Male Gaze" than spreading the word that a leader in the field thinks comparing it to carrying around baked goods might be a good way to form comparison.

I call shenanigans, this isn't selfie. Someone else totally took this.

"Sarah Palin Offers Dumbest Response Ever to Dog Pic Controversy"

Or, instead of listening to this author quote Ms. Kirschenbaum quote 3 other people quoting a manual, you could do a little Googling and go directly to the source.

And that, Ms. Kirschenbaum wrote on Tumblr,

Since is a few hours until midnight, I think I should share some of my resolutions that are related to this post.

Ever stopped at a Buc-ee's? Those are preeeeeety nice.

Oh, this is easy. Spa day out for the boys, wax face mask treatments. Come on laideeeees step up your spa game!

That could be the "fraud" part, you know. Those are the rumors that hung around Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger they they divorced for fraud.

Oh, stuff it Jada Pinkett Smith. Your kids are movie stars that don't watch movies, we get it. Just because Will couldn't get Willow to be in this one doesn't make your kids sooooo amazing.