Lindsay, you misspelled hepatitis.

Rudd shall be catapulted to extreme fan-nerd status by playing the lead character, scientist Hank Pym

Oh man, I remember this. After asking myself what I should feel about the casual racism, and much soul-searching as to the state of my dick, I decided I'm a Prince Ferdinand.

Not him, because he hasn't effectively removed himself from the gene pool.

Oh good, something else we can blame on estrogen:

I am so glad I have avoided being on a dvd multiple movie pack with Cosby.

And then you find out the old lady you're riding the elevator with is the devil, right?

I'm slow, but it was at that point I realized he had been trying to impress me rather than start a legit conversation about the book topic.

He is equally incredulous as to why women aren't interested in seeing his dick. There are millions and millions of pictures of dicks that are far better than the grainy pic he's shopping, but dammit this dick is his.

Adam Sandler's overrated? Fuck, how can he possibly go any lower?

I'll admit, I don't really follow current music, but from what I've gathered reading Jezebel all of the artists are too busy telling each other what to do over Twitter to actually make music.

Another actual recommendation if you want to see a comedy, Top Five, Chris Rock's directorial debut. Really good.

Park's Oldboy or Lee's Oldboy? Or The Final Sacrifice?

Maybe it's just so bad, your mind has blocked it out? And every so often, you repeat this process. Then, next thing you know, you look in the mirror and you're actually 70 years old and you have no memory of what happened in your life.

Young Jeezy, you bastard, you couldn't have bought out a good movie? Big Hero 6 is still in theaters, you know?

What, you guys gonna offer $10k to someone with the originals? Because I hate to tell you, you can find Nicki Minaj's nipples on the internet preeeeety easily.

I'm sure she'd love to stand up for the rights for everyone to protests on private property, too, by opening up her home to say, the likes of the Westboro Baptist Church.

A private property owner telling people to leave, and that if they won't leave they'll call the police terrifies you?

a really cool part on Mad Men

A mistrial seems like a pretty extreme response to a sick juror. Wouldn't a delay, or an alternate juror, or something like that be a more reasonable remedy? Legal eagles, thoughts?