I can barely lift my dude's dick...

You ever consider the possibility that he may have an abnormal package?

Please tell me they have the classic butt flap.

First talented Kardashian too.

Oh boy too much to say:

You mean the stance of more than half of the bishops at this October's synod promoting acceptance of gays and the divorced? You're right, it is well documented.

"A reasonable person would infer that Farenthold was joking that she had semen on her skirt," her attorneys write in the complaint.

My only concern is the average reader may not be able to pick up on that nuance.

So what you're saying is Bill Donohue isn't the King of Catholics, just like Jessie Jackson isn't the King of Black People.

But anyway, it will be a relief to Donohue to know that Tom Ford doesn't just think he is married, he actually is, legally, to Richard Buckley, and they have been together since 1986.

The Catholic League isn't part of the Catholic Church.

That was a good beard, actually.

Hey look! A post about the only good part of Sons of Anarchy!

"Here, we agree with the district court that, whatever unique message plaintiffs might intend to convey by depicting condomless sex, it is unlikely that viewers of adult films will understand that message."

By all accounts, 2014 was a very, very good year to be a woman in music.

They can talk about Whitney's rumored gay lover, I don't care, but if this movie doesn't address the time Whitney demanded to see the receipts from her crack purchases, I'll be very upset.

I guess a big part of my trepidation is they're asking for some tweets. I mean, a tweet.

I'm not saying the time spent doing pressers is minuscule. I know it's incredibly time consuming, with lots of travel and face to face. And yes, I know I'm asking him to literally bear the massive cost of sending out a few tweets like "I'm currently in blank promoting my new movie whatever the fuck it is". It's a…

Meh, nobody's perfect.

Ah, I got ya. Besides that? Yeah, it's mostly creative.