I’m not at all surprised that there are disgusting creeps who will use hypnosis to sexually assault women. But on the other hand, I am absolutely surprised that hypnosis is real. I always thought it was a sham.

Precious.

I have completely disowned an entire branch of my family because of their political beliefs. Haven’t seen any of them in at least 8 years.

Exactly. This election was the final straw. I’ve put up with their shit for years. No more. My daughter is a smart, kind kid. She doesn’t need that kind of hate, and I’m tired of indulging their “opinions”. Now they get to learn a hard, painful lesson.

I’m always reminded of the story about his snowing over potential investors:

They are both such classy, genuine good people. Obama picked a great VP.

I just posted it this morning. Also edited in a bit about the Central Park Five, which I mistakenly left out of the first pass.

Trump hasn’t done anything yet.

Okay, gotcha now. As you were, excellent point.

Fuck third party protest voters. They handed those states over to him.

Oh fuck off; yours is such a needlessly stupid and venomous response.

You’re one of the good ones. My partner who is not jewish went on amazon while I bawled and bought himself a star necklace to wear so I wouldn’t feel alone. We live somewhere where I know only one other jewish person. Thank you. We need more men like you and we all should be eager to accept your support.

This idea that our fellow citizens are innately good people.

No not in the least. I’m blaming liberals for their turnout which I think had a hell of a lot to do with arrogance. Hey we got this in the bag, no way Trump can win etc....

I’m waiting for the final one: “Not our President”

We’ve casted our vote

Figures that this fuckin’ dickwad prefers pepsi. This is what all pepsi fans look like.

Oh my god you just complained about someone having good-natured fun.

This is becoming a tired take. The guy enjoys having fun. He’s not you. He doesn’t settle for going to his 9 to 5 cost accounting job and having two beers with a TV dinner every night.

I, meanwhile, now have a disturbingly profound understanding of California water law.