You know what IS ironic?

“Core user base . . .” which is dying (or already dead) off.

“I’ll pull a half-assed phonebank shift at night but I’ll write misleading, inflammatory headlines during the day. I’m helping!”

I’m naming my kid A-10 WARTHOG.

I believe the baby’s name is pronounced “Grimey”.

If you were of legal voting age in 2016 you would remember that Trump’s digital strategy was not/has not been about making lovable memes to go viral. It was mining user info to exploit biases, sew division, and getting Repubicans and bernie bros to share propaganda.

Like all those “Hillary gave a speech to wall street…

It’s not the price of a HD, it’s what you DON’T get for the money.

I felt like I hadn’t seen you around these parts for a while and was a bit worried. Good to see you!

I’m waiting for the entry level ‘stagnant pond’ model.

This is a positive development. We coastal liberals need to be more relatable to regular Americans in flyover country, and old-fashioned cigarettes are exactly what the doctor ordered. Vaping has always made us look like effete hipsters. If we want to start winning elections again we need to be more like Burt Reynolds.

See Baraka Bloviate; Baracka Bloviate good. Bloviate Baraka Bloviate!

Man, I really love Bernie Sanders. I remember back in the day going to a few of his rallies and just thinking “wow, this is a totally brand-new vision for the world that is so necessary and timely.” He got me mad excited, and so I donated what little I could to his campaign. Guess you could say I’m one of his grass…

If a phone call results in you getting laid, it was a perfect phone call.

Thank you for your valiant efforts to not sound an alarm over this

Imagine him lying awake at night worrying that Pence is somehow behind all this.

You can’t get a headline right (😂it’s— literally at the top of the page, Professor...🤣), you’re still using the term “Weaksauce” (as one word, apparently) in 2019 (right before dropping some halfhearted ageism🙄), you seem deeply confused as to how quotation marks (even of the sarcastic variety) “should” “work”—…

I’M ALREADY CHILLING AS HARD AS I CAN!!!

Dude-- you’re gonna make James O’Keefe cry.

I doubt people making $5 per contribution are able or willing to hire a lawyer over such paltry sums. And anyway, this is a garbage website that pays what it’s content is worth: less than the price of a cheap pizza. This is a shitty business that deserves to die, and i don’t have a ton of sympathy for alleged…

Oh yeah. I forgot about her.