K, I know the man deserves to be ragged on. Do I ever.

My father’s parents were first cousins, and I’m fine. The extra arm’s a real help too.

You’ve definitely banged your second cousin.

He will definitely call her “sweetheart” at some point. If we’re very, very lucky, he will call her ‘sugar tits.’

I really hope that when Hilary wins Grandpa Bill hangs out in the garden with the grandkids as much as possible.

She is so bloody smart, in every kind of intelligence I can think of. I am going to miss her (and the whole Obama fam) desperately.

Re: the knees quote - HE LITERALLY IS COTTON HILL.

Pence should be advised to stay clear of 5th avenue in NYC.

Actually, it’s Hillary that’s unfit to be president! And I hear that she won’t release her tax return because she’s actually not anywhere near as wealthy as she claims! And she’s an amoral narcissist who definitely wants to sleep with her daughter! Don’t believe the lies the mainstream media is telling you!

I’m pretty disgusted by his pissing contest with the mayor of New York City.

Gentle reminder, you can use that dismiss button any time you want!

It’s just a joke. Everyone can relax.

we don’t need people who already support him to change their minds. we need the illiterate morons who haven’t made up their minds yet to.

It’s not that they won’t care, it’s that they won’t see it..... Trump supporters don’t read Jezebel.

I’ll take the low road. A headline that said he was found dead after a neighbor reported the smell wouldn’t cause me any stress.

I hope he was only talking about bridges, and not trains.

Whereas Hillary could not only name every single sitting world leader, she could tell you what they had for breakfast, the name of their first pet, and what color underwear they’re wearing right now.*

Dammit I missed the obvious joke here.

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”