mets is short for metropolitans. ok?

You can probably vote naked anywhere if you say you are voting for your right to express yourself while naked.

I have a vague memory of reading somewhere she was homeschooled and comes from a super religious family which I feel explains a lot.

Now Ken Starr, he violated Lewinsky. There was no excuse for that and no reasonable reason, and it never should have been allowed to happen.

To be fair, he wanted it there because it was a convenient place to cheat on his wife.

Can’t pay attention for 90 minutes.
But listen to me, I’m the serious one with the smart opinions, guys

Hey! What the hell is this? You really think it’s appropriate to send me a message of this length? Jesus

Don’t cry. Minorities will save white people from themselves.

Literally no one is pretending this.

That’s bullshit. We tell more truth through our cultural fiction (think Saving Private Ryan) than we ever hear in our political arenas. You want to know America’s values truthfully are? Go take a look at the highest-grossing films of the last 10 years and tell me how many of them pass the Bechdel Test, or have…

You act as if Heidi is some pillar of moral uprightness.

Wait, what? Hills didn’t say anything about Heidi.

She tried to change “how we live” with her health care plan. She was laughed out of the room. Now look where we are.

My favorite was when he asked what would happen if she got pregnant and she’s like ‘yahhh... let me send you some brochures that might clear that up for you”

Same! I honestly find her very likable, and always have.

I love funny Hillary. I want more funny Hillary.

Um, forgive me for asking this, but did all this help you get over the breakup?

I’m assuming you don’t have kids.

what is the difference between these tweets and refusing to stand during our national anthem?

i guess you find children more appetizing