.....that’s what she said?

Wonder if it was the same people who HATED The Last Jedi because it didn’t live up to their ideas of what the movie should have been.

Also, since when did GPAs go above 4.0? Am I that out of touch with schools and education?

As a former resident, it’s safe to say there hasn’t been this much excitement in Reno since the advent of the Awful Awful.

GIF soon to appear on your Uncle’s Facebook timeline as “Proof that Antifa commits violence against White Americans.”

That’s great and all, but there’s a non-zero chance I’ll see Harry Knowles there.

Ugh, again? That guy’s always losing track of that thing.

Holy shit. Does that mean that I’m just a construct in your mind? Well, that’s kind of a downer...

Wait. Cory Booker is a socialist? Someone should tell Big Pharma. They’ve got a reputation to uphold, you know?

I liked Ajit Pai better when he went by “Russell Peters.”

Found the utterly miserable fuck!  What do I win?

Holy God. That savagery hasn’t been seen since Shawn Kemp. Normal, Illinois is near Cleveland, no?

Meh. This is “mystique” PR so that when he throws 200+ yards against the Jag defense, the talking heads will be knocking each other over for a chance to suck on the teat of their milquetoast deity.

Hey, that was on my moyle’s business card!

After that, though, he added that he would absolutely not take a pay cut to make things more even, saying that would be “going too far.”

Yeah, Marcus Williams missed the tackle. But, when your concert absolutely needs a stage dive, call your boy.

Sure, after how this game is going, the crowd might be up for it.

I call this film “Moneyballs.”