“Want some candy?” - RichRod

But...but...

Well, if you HAVE to whitewash Adebisi....

Shit. Jerry climbed out of the coffin, and everything. He’s gonna be crushed.

Somewhere, Jerry Van Dyke is trying on sweaters for the Coach revamp.

It’s uncanny...

“To put it bluntly, Rey is the fresh IP this franchise so desperately needs, and Kylo Ren wants in on the ground floor.” I can’t read this and not think it’s implying footjobs. .....which is likely damning for me and me alone. I’ll go now.

And she likely developed hand-to-hand combat skills living as an orphan on a scavenger planet, not understanding the Force that was strong in side of her. We can play the “willing suspension of disbelief” game all day here, man.

Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star his first time in an X-Wing.  So....

No, I’M Spartacus!

Steroids are a hell of a drug.

“He’s history’s greatest monster! He’s a menace! He’s.... got the eyes of Christ himself.”

Um, a plot?

OH YEAH?!?!?! JUST WAIT ‘TIL YOU SEE WHAT ZACK SNYDER’S GOT UP HIS SLEEVE! JUST WAit. JUst wait. Wait. Wait for it........................ wait for it......... damn.

Well, maybe not Macho Man, but BONESAW WAS READY!!!!

Uh-huh, and I’m totally okay with getting dumped by Jenny Kowalski the night before Prom. Totally okay................totally.

Thanks to the Trump Administration, he’s totally free to kill and mount the shit out of that pachyderm. #MAGA

I love Morrissey. But, I couldn’t give two shakes of limp dick as to his political views. His music has always been about anguish and a lack of identity. If you struggle with your own identity, your views outside your medium don’t really hold much weight.

The only appropriate response:

Does this count as Lust, or will this be the impetus for a sequel to Seven?