“Not sure that the Seahawks have had heart since Marshawn Lynch retired.” - Every TV Commentator

Richard Sherman: Hitting you with truth since 2011. Will Cain’s gonna go apoplectic.

Pictured: Chimney Sweep at Willy Wonka Candy Company.

“I’m not ‘bout distraction, Boss.”

THE PHARMACEUTICAL PEOPLE! THE PHARMACEUTICAL PEOPLE!

Pictured: A press conference from the House of the Undying.

He’s just getting started!

Holy shit. Lookin’ like Littlefinger packing away Butterfingers.

Let us too never forget his spurious claim as one who might “rock.” 

“The Chafe be with you.”

“A luxurious estate in northern Macomb County on the market for $1.295 million was the childhood home of Robert James Richie — better known as the rap-country-rock music star Kid Rock.

Is this opinion the “andmore?” Because it’s clearly not “truth.”

“Well, if the fans supported the team, they’d stay put.” - OKC Thunder fan

“Leslie Jones just won’t stop until she destroys this nation. Bad ratings. Worst Ghostbuster. Sad!” - 45

Well, he’s right, you know. No President has accomplished as little in equal time in office. Usually, you’ll get a token victory.

Anfernee. Anfernee. Anfernee. Anfernee. Anfernee. Hey, Anfernee. Anfernee. Charge your phone.

He’s the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll deny him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A season ticket holder.

The real bitch of it? He never tips his waitress.

Introducing!......the new coach of your New York Knicks!....

Jesus Christ, Mindfreak.