So, unless I’m mistaken, this new Directv “Snowflake”package dumps Sunday Ticket, NBAtv & BET, but keeps Brazzers TV, right? Gotta keep our priorities straight.

For me, the enduring Tim Allen moment will always be the 2011 Golden Globes...

Geez. The reenactments are already starting to pile in.

Finding out that this shitheel operates in my neck of the woods (San Fernando Valley) just bums me TFO.

That gun was awfully small. Expected Moore.

“He’s an American Patriot. I’m buying his jersey! - Sunday

I’m somehow suddenly both amused and aroused.

“I regret what I said.” Oh. Well, then. Carry on.

It’s all piling on, now. That poor, flabby, grabby bastard. That Costco nacho cheese can sized heart must be breaking.

Looking right at the camera with a shit-eating smirk. Yeah, it’s all about you, you fuck.

Pictured: Ed Sheeran, circa 2021

#sticktosports

Yeah, I bought them. So what? Gotta get those sweet, sweet DNA scrapings ready for the 2024 GOP Primaries, y’all.

Racism is over, girl.

That’s a pretty rigid sentence for what used to be such a tall-standing member of tentpole NY politics. We may never see another in his vein again.

So are we just going to ignore that Jared looks like a prequel version of Phantasm’s The Thin Man? #TheBaldIsBack

Uh-oh. Jean Ralphio is BAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK, y’all!

Let’s cut Russell Wilson some slack. If you were behind that O-Line, you’d want all the fucking help you could get, too.