Fucking monstrous. I can’t even....
N-E-P-A-L! VIVA NEPAL!
n-e-p-a-l
Offers relative high ranking for Seattle-Tennessee game. Proceeds not to discuss matchup or either team in game breakdown. Drew is good to us.
Every year, Ron Howard begins to look more and more like Paul McCrane’s character in RoboCop. Post-nuclear waste, of course.
*relieved exhale* There was a non-zero chance that this story contained a flaccid penis. Other than Manson, of course.
“Is this more slo-mo, or just a buffering issue?” - Viewer
Big deal. Everyone knows that Italians are the Mexicans of the Mediterranean. Bulgarians are the Canadians.
*looks at header photo* OOH! I remember that ‘80s film! Mannequin, right?
“Now batting: No. 28, Adrian PEEETTTERRRRSSSOONNN!”
I’m more curious as to why it was Criss Angel that was left in charge of protecting said Tortoise.
“Olivia Munn to reprise her only character, ‘Olivia Munn,’ in new Ocean’s Eleven reboot!”
On the board! For those keeping score of today’s news, it’s Anxiety-Stricken Fuck-It-All Dread: 3,932,035, Good Guys: 1.
Avril Lavigne gave my machine a virus. It’s centered in my HPV-ROM.
He ran for her love. She died by his gun. Coming this Fall,“Stumpy and the Trigger Finger,” a Lifetime Original.
Turns out that when horrible things happen to horrible people, it still fucking sucks.
“It’s very hard to get an F.” Can the teenage me get an “AMEN?”
Oh, great. I’m sitting on 100,000 inflatable George Soros punching bags that are Tiki-torch resistant. ZUCKERBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Blood....on the side of my face...burning...searing...burning flesh....burning...”
- Daenerys Targaryen
+1 Bell’s Palsy
I dunno. Maybe the answer is in Philippians 4:13? Perhaps he “Leonard Shelby’s”himself between fights?