Hey, good for her! Let that be one less film she’s got to subject us to next year.

Has anyone ever thanked Xenu for their award? I mean, other than Cruise with Katie Holmes?

*looks at header image*

So, the phone emits pheromones? Or, is it skunk-like defense spray? The future is now.

Fail. I’ll show myself out.

Awesome. Time for him to get back to his comedic roots...

Hey, good for her. I’m sure the next two months before she goes will be the most interesting of her life.

Not to be snarky, but isn’t that how this works? For decades, the Far Right has chipped away at the public good, forcing Democrats to edge closer to center (and into the shallow Right) to stay viable. Perhaps Medicare-for-all isn’t a winner this go-around, but it’ll get a lot of public support, making funding…

The Alt-Right rejoices!

Dave Grohl: Charismatic front man. Machine-gun drummer. White walker?

Joker to be played by Joe Pesci? "I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?"

Alex Jones is somehow behind this. "BULL JIZZ IS MY WARRIOR SPIRIT'S PETROL!!!!!!!!"

Sounds like fun. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

UPTIGHT, OUT OF SIGHT!!!

I'm picturing Bannon doing the Vince Carter, 2000 NBA Slam Dunk Contest, "It's over." Damn you, A.V. Club, for your anti-GIFtocracy.

Skipped lunch?

This Season: Hannibal meets Richard Spencer.

If Defenders makes me emotionally invested in Danny Rand in ANY way, I'll watch it twice.

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Great Grass Sea, Essos

Was it asking too much for Michelle Obama to swoop down on Drogon and ash these Nazi twats?

Marvel - "Okay, Netflix. So, it's agreed. When Inhumans is cancelled mid-season, you'll get to air the remaining episodes."
Netflix - "YEAH! WE DID IT!"