You say Edward. I say Cedric Diggory.

Let's see if this idea gets as much play on the next season of Family Guy.

If the inner circle can convince Trump to start eating the chicken bones in his KFC, for you know "virility," that'd be great.

Barefoot? Um…. what's the URL?

*looks a header photo* Hey, I know that guy. He offered to give me a Champagne Poopernova for $50.

Will Alison Brie's thigh birthmark be getting its own spin-off?

JEFFREY! LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! IT'S HIGH-FIVIN' REAGAN!

Didn't think so. Can't say that it'd put me off of their music, but it's spiritually refreshing to not have to worry about shame-liking a band.

Love QOTSA, but they aren't Trumpleturds like Eagles of Death Metal, are they?

"Loki, there's something about your ensemble that's so black, it's like how much more black could it be? And the answer is none. None more black."

Cool. Can't wait for Peter Jackson to come in and take over, once Del Toro loses interest. "Patron: Un Viaje Inesperado"

"Ethnicity filters! Why didn't I think of that at the immigration press conference?" - Stephen Miller

He was probably in the castle on the hill, thinking out loud, "I see fire."

Wait, but the DC films are dark and dreary and… oh. Oh! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

More representative of Cincinnati: The National or Vontaze Burfict?

SPOILERS! Next week: Ivanka rides Donald into battle. Then once again, but to celebrate.

ANY QUESTIONS?!?!?!?!?

Meh. You should see her Trump impression. Coming this winter!

Pineda is Filipino. Of course he's a fan of sweeping authoritarian rhetoric.

Mark Millar -> Frank Miller -> Stephen Miller. Uh oh. It's happening.