So with one line, this tragic child has contributed more to superhero films than David S. Goyer ever has.

In this current age of unoriginality, it's expected but disappointing to have a new Tokyo Rose reboot.

Ok, it was mine. It was only a 120byte JPEG, so it got around quickly.

Not since she drank the Hollow Man formula in Hollow Man 3: Watches You Pee.

"Imma computer! Stop all the downloading!" "G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!"

"Hello, I'm Fugaz, and I approve of this message."

"Gold will be their highrises. Gold, their shrouds."

"Daddy, I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!"

"All of the great writers whom I admire have died." - Sam Shepard

Just think what the kids she adopted had to go through. I mean, watching Salt? The savagery…

Mooch loses cooch. Film at 11.

He's the result of a late night orgy betwixt a drunken janitor and the entire Country Bear Jamboree.

"Did you see Saw?" "Of course I seesaw. Mose and I seesaw all the time."

T.J. Miller is THE face of white privilege. Oh, and THE voice of sentient phlegm.

Well, Spicer is available now. Job security!

Fallon will never shake that "pet the hair" moment. Nor should we let him. Have another round, Jimmy!

Kid Rock 2018. Rock the Bloat!

This announcement is bringing the ruckus.

I gathered, yeah.

"So…. where was I?"