Captain Marvel aka Sir Not Appearing In This Film.

Asked to expand on his Twitter rant regarding what's best for the military, Trump deferred.

Schumer to Hathaway? Guess Barbie is destined to be a "socially reviled It Girl?"

No, he's right, Sir. You need medical assistance.

In death, a cast member of a Shama-lama-dingdong film has a name. Her name was Sarah Paulson.

Don't be fooled!

I remember back when Justice Alito, Ruth and I formed a Ginsburger, with extra sauce.

Somebody's obviously never seen Super Mario Bros: The Movie.

"Sorry I Left You Hanging, 2016: The Joe Biden Story"

It's like what Han Solo would use to smoke. Y'know, if he weren't dead.

11.2 million? Excuse me, but I suddenly need to convince my brother to film without permission on some local train tracks.

You're forgiven. I was drunk most of that year, too.

RIP, George. Monkey Shines was his best film. Fight me.

Poor Daleks. Now they won't know WHAT the hell is going on.

It turns out the Zebra did it.

This series might even give Dana Loesch a boner.

13th Doctor = Kendrick Lamar. Humblest doctor since Eccleston.

*crosses fingers* C'MON, NEW BIKE! *prohibitive favorite announced* Aw, a soiled wig.

Non-discernible, but unhinging. So, he's got that going for him.

We've got a Blade Runner out to solve that "problem" as we speak.