If you can spot any physical differences between this kid, Alden Ehrenreich and Ansel Elgort, you win.

Whatastory.

Uhoh. There goes that Fujikawa Rice Cracker commercial contract.

♪♪ "My whole existence is flawed, Pepe is one dank ass frog." ♪♪

Lively is an inaccurate descriptor of any onscreen performance from Blake.

Up next: "The Atkins Diet" starring Simon Pegg and Michelle Rodriguez.

It's all fun and games until the new Senate Committee of Bawitdaba comes for you and those you love.

"The Comedy Central Roast of Shireen Baratheon"

♪♪ "Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
But don't look down, just keep your head
Or you'll be finished…" ♪♪

The extra "N" is for B.Y.O.B.B.

When half of the script is likely Manson dropping the N-word, it really shouldn't have taken this long.

That photo looks like Santa, provided he'd gotten into some really dark Thomas the Tank Engine fanfic.

"… oh, and I apologize, the only seat currently available is on a throne of blood. It'll be 45 minutes to secure seats on the mountain of skulls."

"NEGROBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!" - Tubman Prime

No Ghostbusters II restaurant? Vigo's Little Capathia? C'mon, Bill.

It's cool, Diana. Don't worry about WWII. Steve Rogers has it covered.

Smash Mouth? That joke isn't funny anymore.

OOH, OOH! Do "Señor Burns" next!

Homecoming was the best non-Spider-Man Spider-Man movie ever Spider-Manned.

Australian + American = Brit. It's science.