The body of Christ: the ULTIMATE Paleo experience.

"Hi, Billy Mays here! Let me ask you; are you tired of your addiction to sniffing OxyClean giving you night terrors and leaving you sexually flaccid and turtling?"

How dare you, Sir. That's my mother you're talking about. I'll leave to you to figure out which one.

Jean Ralphio is looking rough, y'all.

Truth. Oh, and give Austin my regards. Good chap, that one.

"I always go ass out for spiders." - Maurice Sendak

"You see, I was polishing what was left of Loki's scepter, and…"

It was Goy Bale's finest early role.

As a response, he'll now be known as Jew-Z.

Take a matzo, and make it Seder.

When I demanded a trial by combat, I wasn't envisioning either of these idiots as my champion.

Not to be confused with butt stunts, which… would drastically alter the cover.

HBO could literally buy out the SDCC sales floor and showcase GOT there, and we'd sleep in line to pay admission.

I post online, Sir. What would lead you to believe I have family or friends?

Remember Silent Alarm? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Hmm. That facial profile. Perhaps he should cosplay as Mac Tonight?

*looks at headline image* Great. Now I have an urge to eat Lemonheads.

#drugs

Great. Now who am I going to ignore at the theater while I'm waiting for my film to begin?

Great movie, but Edgar Wright stills writes female characters thinner than a Trump son's cock.