Hey, America. You're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. America.

"It's like she's winking at me. That's one feisty face-anus!"

I prefer the 33" of Luke Cage. Sweet Christmas.

Once again, manga destroys true art.

Where's my Ghosts N' Goblins series, Universe? Would it really be that difficult to showcase a knight in his underwear throwing lances?

What's Black Bolt's go-to '90s jam? "Don't Speak" - No Doubt

Coming soon: Donald Trump Presents Disney's Hall of Proudboys.

They'll get past this dustup and merge into a supergroup, known only as NicSlip.

Aw, man. Who's gonna scowl on screen without Michelle there? WHO, I ASK?

Any truth to the rumor that Sarah Huckabee-Sanders is the dog that David Huckabee tortured?

Hey, if one of the Battletoads was able to jump start his career, who am I to mix his biscuits?

He's not superstitious, but he's a little stitious.

Theo Huxtable has his own film?

Yes, but will he wipe his assific rim?

Cancelled, and quickly.

30 years? Wow. Enough to make one lose the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps.

So, a '90s analog of Dazzler would be who? Courtney Love? Bjork?

JurASSic World: Phallic Kingdom. Do I HAVE to do everything, Universal?

But watch it, and don't.

"Almost heaven…." - John Denver