According to the dossier, Trump would know a leaker when he sees one.

Last season was a bit of a letdown, but Seasons 2-5 were AMAZING.

Like every other sitcom ever, the "will they, wont they" aspect of Piper and Alex is ultimately the show's undoing. At least when Tobias and Schillinger fought on OZ, the stakes were real, as were the ass tattoos.

Pish. Can a brother get a The Martian Chronicles anthology?

Agent: "Mr. Devito, Universal wants you for the Hunchback in their new movie universe."
Devito: "IT'S THE PART I WAS BORN TO PLAY, BABY!"

"Married, with Children and a Sub-Prime Mortgage Gambino."

"IMMORTAN MARY-KATE! WITNESS ME!!!!!!!"

Just Sayin'™: Shirtless and wearing a watch is a sign of unchecked power.

"There’s also a probably fake but probably NSFW shot of a topless elderly woman."

Every little step of her career's really taking off. She's too hot to handle, too cold to hold.

C'mon. Don't be cruel.

Um, it's Deloris VAN CARTIER. #neverforget

Of course! I know I get a chuckle when I drive by the WB and see him eating out of the commissary garbage.

Wait. Frank Ocean's cock was grabbed by TSA, as well?

Whatever, man. Anyone perfectly content with being called Maurice is suspect.

"Um, it's Wonder Wo-MAN, ladies." - This douchebag, presumably.

Our lil' donut licker is all grown up. Kudos to her.

How is Baylor's campus this time of year?

Is YouTube a part of this attack? I ask simply because the inaccuracy of the CC on YouTube seems like a foreign assault on the viewer.

Hey, Alec Baldwin gotta eat. A metric fuckton, at that.