And, I'll be watching from home within hours. SCIENCE!

Lose a McG, gain a Goyer. Ain't that always the way?

Jack Donaghy would be proud.

Is this a trick question? He was never ok. He'd been spending most his life livin' in the Gangsta's Paradise.

"Cruise sinks. Nothing of substantive value lost. Film at 11."

"BLACK COMEDIANS CAN'T GO DOWN IN LIFESTYLE! THEY CAN'T GO DOWN IN LIFESTYLE! THEY CAN'T! THEY JUST CAN'T GO DOWN IN LIFESTYLE!" - Chris Rock at home, presumably

"For me, you do drugs or drink, you’re gonna die. I’m sorry if that’s cold, but God gave you a brain, gave you the will to live and thrive and you gotta take care of yourself." - Jeff Sessions

If it's good enough for a Kentucky police cruiser, who are you to resist?

In a meta twist, Tracy Morgan will become the new host, giving him a chance to "EXPLAIN THE RULES!"

But, you're using cocks in both examples. Now, I'm just confused.

I CAN ARRANGE THAT!

Wait. Your dick has arms? I guess my circumcision was TOO effective.

One in three Hemsworths is a comedy gem. Can't beat those odds.

Tomi Lahren, I dub thee "Welfare Queen."

It's pronounced "Shweaty." #balls

I've got very few fucks for sale. Get yours while supplies last!

Meanwhile, at the eulogy - "Gary was a great guy, and….. I NEED A PROFESSION AND PLACE! OKAY, I HEARD GYNECOLOGIST AND GOLDEN CORRAL!"

We call that one: giving him "The Ole Lisbeth Salander."

Awaiting Zimmer's inclusion into the Philip Glass Cinematic Universe.

With this precendent, I will be suing all churches for the same reasons. Now taking proposals for grant money, Brewster's Millions-style.