So, it's a rehash/reboot of That's My Bush?

If you claim to stand for women but voted Trump, THAT'S A DEALBREAKER, LADIES!

NEXT SUMMER: Predator v Jaime Escalante - "Calculate your odds."

Somehow appropriate, I suppose.

Any particular Heads of State?

What's the pay like? Can't find your firm on Monster.

Finally, a film that I can discuss at the Thanksgiving table! Thanks, Hollywood!

I blame Slytherin. Those little shits are always up to something…

"People are People." It's right THERE, you Reichstag fuckboi.

Nah, it'd be Kev's wife. #GameOver

Oh. So, an improvement?

Give it to Kevin Smith. I mean, why the hell not, at this point? Snoogans.

Radical action? Go nuts. Violent action against a sitting President with an authoritarian agenda? Better make sure you've covered all bases first. If you set the stage for violent or destructive calls to action being the norm, anticipate blowback. The collateral damage may be worse than anticipated.

Hey man, you really want to give them a Reichstag fire to hang their fascist agenda on?

Great. More anti-Obama rhetoric.

Fuck you, 2017.

Donald going after the Terminator? Not sure about that, Donny boy. If the T-1000 (liquid metal) couldn't do the job, not sure that the T-2016 (comprised of fried chicken skins and spray tanner) is up to the task.

Abortions are for closers!

Seriously, she's the worst. Are we certain she's not one of the 200 "One Million Moms" in cool girl cosplay?

He's a toomah.