Fuck, it’s hard being psychic! These wywomen...”Miss Anne Syndrome”..smh

IFWU-I wanted to see that street as well and was headed to Google Maps my damn self-good looking out

They got niggas on a WALKING CURFEW???? BRUH, tell me you PLAYIN’, PLEASE!!!

Morris Bart, a (in?) famous injury lawyer is prolly already there...

Yeezus fix it- this is my Hubby, like at every CookOut, smh

Honey I gotta ton of them : from the Aunt that almost ruined the Family Reunion by trying to toss over 25 lbs of Jumbo shrimp (“Shrimp are the Devil-it’s in the Bible..”), to an entire family of Pentacostal missionaries who all live in Jeff Davis County, Mississippi, to some being teettotalers, yet it’s okay to send…

Plan your next visit around Valentine’s, bc Mardi Gras 2018 is February 13th. Show her L.A. (Lower Alabama for the non-Southerners)is waaay more chill than what most might think: Sure we’ve got Trumptards and redneck meth heads, but they’ve had enough “home training” not to be impolite. What if that got back to their…

1) Too long of a back story: the first two words were ample enough

nope, not me-she’s my spirit animal-LOL

My Dad always said “ If someone has gotten to the point where they want to lay hands on you, realize they MEAN to hurt you. Shut them down and FAST, by ANY means neccessary, because now it’s you or them. Don’t fight fair, find an object nearby, and MAKE DAMNED SURE they CANNOT get back up again...”

Awwww, he sounds adorbs! Here’s hoping he finds a kind-hearted, loving lady with a Betty White sense of humor to watch and comment together on his shows...

If you and your Dad are ever visiting the Gulf Coast, my Husband and I would love to buy you both a round or two... We can all trade stories of our Fucked-up, “Christian” relatives #GoodTimes

we ALL know that- she’s a wywoman. She’s getting a Plus One invite because she kicked that other wywoman’s azz for being a racist cunt. No one here thinks she’s Jane Elliot 2.0

I feel ya, bruh. Flamingo’s usually pretty cool, so I wanted to see where she was coming from...before I hit her with a B5 reference. You can’t just be out here throwing DeLenn Satai at folks who might not deserve it, ijs...

They are called “side chicks” now, is all. Sloring is a thing, and I don’t “slut-shame” anyone (although I believe the phrase itself is misleading-you can’t “shame” a slut, ijs). If you sloppy AF, about that getting paid for “dat azz” and indiscreet to boot, you’re a slore-a slutty, sloppy whore..POINT.BLANK.PERIOD.…

Alright, then..My bad for being a mite over-sensitive n shit, LOL

While I WILL accept “Supreme Empress”,“Her Royal Majesty”, or “Belladonna LaCroix”, I think I’ll leave the Messiah-ing to my boy, JC. I’m more of an “Evil Overlord” than “Sacrificial Lamb”, ya know?

Me: So what types of music do you listen to?

NUH-UHN, chica! Blerds are EVERYWHERE (check out Planet EJOBN on FB: almost 200K of us and growing)