I only care about keeping out Mexicans, making America great again, and rounding up all the Muslims and putting them in the hole from Silence of the lambs. I also love guns. And think women are dirty- whore -bare footed bitches.

Some mundane observations: 1. The increasingly common phenomenon of world class athletes throwing baseball’s with all the dexterity and coordination of a blind baby monkey on mescaline proves without a doubt that particular athletes have very singular athletic talents, and that athleticism as a concept is not…

She was always this person.

I get the anger....but I also don’t get it.

Not a problem! We’ll just have to invent time travel to meet them. Or just wait till we see them in heaven. I mean, we all go to the same heaven right?

She gives us fetal-headed, high hair-lined women a good name, so I can’t be mad. She’s charming.

Well, clearly he doesn’t think that the lives of women and children matter much. The victim impact statement from the Brock Turner case did not convince him that the destruction of her life warranted any thing that would derail Turner’s. And he clearly is, yes, too stupid to understand that to have child porn at all,…

I do not understand U.S. sentencing. A man rapes a woman: 2 years probation! Doesn’t have to register as a sexual offender. A man shares pornography OF BABIES and young girls and judge is iffy on felony or not.

I’d be willing to bet several hundred dollars this guy is some kind of sexually deranged pervert based on how blithely and willingly he shows leniency to the defendants in such cases.

Someone on Twitter referred to him as “Swim Shady” which is so brilliant, and I hope it catches on.

He’s WAY too dumb to make up stuff like that and everyone except the Rio court (and the man himself) knows this.

A lot of people on Jezebel love to criticize me for not being an avid Hillary supporter. I will vote for her because she isn't Trump, that doesn't mean she was my first choice. But the reason I don't trust her is that she always seemed willing to let other women's lives be destroyed by her husband so she could advance…

I believe that because Gabby paved the way, Simone’s road to victory was just a little less difficult. Gabby dealt with the brunt of the racially based criticism 4 years ago and although I bet that isn’t completely gone away (Italy), it seems better. Finally, all you haters can $#*& off. When have you experienced or…

These poor babies, they are children and I just can’t imagine what they or their families are going through. I have no solution but it breaks my heart.

KATIE, I’M STARTING TO THINK KARA’S NOT FINE. WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE TO HER? THIS IS ALL A CONSPIRACY.

I root for other countries in a condescending way. “Aww, Japan’s in the top five right now! Good for them, they must be so proud.”

Counterpoint: the older I get, the less of a shit I give what adults do that only affects them. Only when I got to the part about her younger kids being taken from her did I feel any give-a-shit.

It makes me really uncomfortable that nobody seems to be saying much about the fact that he’s so much younger and how that makes him extra vulnerable. Nineteen is technically an adult, but you’re still young an easy to take advantage of. Not you, but the conversation in general. I feel like people get blinded by the…

Cute emails, but I was bleeding into my underwear and not giving a shit about it way before THINX was a gleam in Agrawal’s eye.

I feel the Olympic Tinder app should just be like, a statue in the middle of the village. “If you are here, that means you are DTF.” Maybe that's what they did before Tinder...