Is there any particular reason everyone on here is hating on hunting? What is the point of this article? Almost every post you have quoted is just Don Jr asking basic questions, where’s the story?

I’m straight, but I’d still like to play goalie for the Gold Star Lesbians.

This comment made my day materially better--and I wasn’t even having a bad day!

“Hi, welcome to Fresh Air. I’m Terry Gross. You may know Jesus of Nazareth from his kicking the moneylenders out of the temple or possibly from his biographical anthology, The Bible. Jesus, welcome to the program.”

This fucking loser is an American citizen trying to kill people in the country that took him in, gave him citizenship, and provided him with opportunity. Here’s where everyone comes out to equate America with all the other horrible evils in the world. Yes, America has systemic, terrible problems, and questionable…

Psh, that happens in every big (or big-ish, I’m looking at you, Seattle) city.

Oh for crissakes! And he’s messy too?!? Ladies please don’t fuck this adolescent child. His balls probably smell like a gym sock. I don’t care HOW horny you are!!!

i’ve lived in my apartment for 5 years now and i still have a mattress on the floor. 5 years and i still haven’t “nested”. i don’t like clutter and try to have as little things as possible. i’m always thinking of how many boxes it’d take to move even though i have no plans to move.

Did anyone else randomly stumble across the 1st episode, shown in its entirety, as a “commercial” inserted into the beginning of a YouTube video?

Man you could NOT pay me enough to room with that monster!!!

This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).

Guistinna is like:

Maybe now people will realize that lot of Jay-Z’s success is smoke and mirrors. He’s had some major failures yet people consider him a business genius. He’s really more of a marketing genius but it didn’t work with Tidal. The roll out was a dud and things just went downhill from there.

Fuck you, Mike Pence. You Hank Hill’s father looking ass. You god damn funeral insurance actor looking ass. You fucking hateful lego figure looking ass. Go to hell, you fucking parasitic worm wearing a white wig coming out of Donald Trumps asshole. I hope you fucking rot.

The smile on her face when she jumps back into the choreography at the end! So fucking cute.

I’m very surprised that the son of Yoko Ono would tweet something that makes no sense.

This whole thing is so stereotypically New York. Bobby Shmurda (very brilliant and smart stage name, Bobby) wouldn’t have been shit anywhere else, but because he’s from New York we get this tortured write-up on a garbage rapper and garbage person.

“I hear how hard it is for parents to raise children in today’s media environment”

Um Donald, I know he’s not as attractive as Ivanka but you do have a 10 year old child

As a Catholic and a feminist, here’s the thing that really bugs me about Bryan’s argument (and the Church’s views on sex in general): There IS a way to live a relatively carefree, full life, focused on things other than sex and babies without full chastity; it’s called use of contraception.