I think she dissed the apprentice way back when and he’s so petty that he can’t let it go. And also, she’s not an Eastern European model or his daughter so she really has no business forcing him to acknowledge her existence.

If all of us busted out vagina whores were as depressed and confused as the Kate’s of the world think we are, there’d be no liberal media or pro - baby murder agenda. We’d all be too sad to plot the fall of western civilization.

I miss breakfast tacos so much. My love for breakfast tacos has never been enough to make me question my decision to leave Austin, but I have legit considered driving 13 hours to taste greatness one more time.

Why is it always the least likely to survive who have the most intense fantasies of race wars and total anarchy? I know I’m not surviving the Revolution and I’m probably way better with a rifle than this doofus.