I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

Fun fact: Bonnie and Clyde coined the term ‘ride or die’. Bonnie wrote poetry, and this was a line in one of her poems about her relationship with Clyde.

Um. I think we need “lifestyle feminism” too. Because what does it really matter if my boss thinks I’m awesome and promotes the shit out of me if I go home to someone who thinks it’s my job to handle all the household stuff?

I’m free!

Does no one remember the Will Friedle Classic “My Date With the President’s Daughter”? I’m only 24 but that’s still my go-to first kid movie reference.

You are 100% correct and said it so much better than I could.

Yes. I felt it was getting especially rude during Mr. Khan’s great speech. All the interruptions were too much. I could see how emotional he was getting and I think he just wanted to finish.

First of all, I’m here for Sheila E.

All week, watching the DNC has been incredibly emotional. I guess last week, when I hate-watched the RNC was emotion-filled, too. Just a very different set of emotions. Let me ask you, “Have you even read the US Constitution?” Brilliant, true, authentic. This Muslim couple who lost their beloved son in a courageous…

I used to see Lincoln Chafee every day in college when I went to German class. He was a guest professor teaching a class in the same building. I’m happy to report that he is even more adorable in person. He sometimes wears Chuck Taylors with his suits.

My grandmother was 89 when she passed away a month ago and in hospice at the end when she was starting to be pretty unaware and we knew it would be over soon we just went ahead and told her Hillary had been elected and my grandmother, the lifelong democrat who went back to college in her 40s, was so happy. So we need…

listen

going from midlife crisis’d, drunk bloat’d, coke sweat’d dad rock fading actor’d dipshit to a benevolent space dictator?

I can’t say I’ve ever been a fan of Amber Heard’s, but her come up is strong.

At this point I’d just roll them in paper towels.

God, I love her. I know it’s so uncool to say out loud but I love every stupid song and ALL her remixes, which are amazing.

I always wanted to wear bodysuits but was too self-conscious about my belly but I’m 35 and all out of fucks so I bought one recently. It was still super uncomfortable and I hated every minute of it but whatever, I did it!

YOU CAN PRY MY CHOKER OFF MY COLD DEAD BODY ERYKAH IT DOES GO WITH EVERYTHING.

Exactly. Every time someone says the party is dying due to age I think of all the young Republicans I have met, some of whom have even worse beliefs than their older counterparts. While the demographics in this country might be shifting regarding ethnicity, their are still plenty of young, white people who cling to…

He had a blind submission open call last month, and it’ll be nice if anything interesting comes of that, but I’m not naive enough to think it will. The thing about open calls is everyone in the industry knows that Stephen Colbert is not reading the hundreds of packets that come through. And we know that the “we should…