“Voluntary recall” almost always means that NHTSA went to the vendor and said “There’s a problem, and you don’t seem to be fixing it. It sure would be a shame if the government had to issue a recall instead of you doing it yourself. Sure would be a shame.” The UI on the right is FAR superior.

Wait. So, do you work for Tesla, or have your years of pro-Tesla comments on Jalopnik just been for fun?

*honk honk*

Lydia: “How’s Adam?”
Barbara: “Oh, he’s off somewhere being a ghost, along with your dad Charles.”

Nice fuckin’ title.

To be fair, MatPat has made a career out of plastering his smug, extra-punchable face in every video. So ignoring him seems like the best kind of way to honor his retirement.

Sokka’s inclination towards sexism is depicted as wrong from the very first episode, in which his sister calls him “sexist, immature, [and] nutbrained.” Throughout the series, Sokka’s more retrograde views are challenged (as when he meets the Kyoshi warriors), and because of that, he’s able to grow and change,…

The woman, a vegetarian, ordered the beverage “because it was advertised as ‘plant-based’ and ‘clean,’” the lawsuit says, but after drinking it she allegedly experienced heart palpitations.

A hundred stars for this. Anne’s is fine, but I grew up w/Hot Sam and definitely miss it.

Plus Stewart’s run ended right as the world transitioned from ‘things are going downhill but it can be fixed’ to ‘everything’s on fire now but half of us don’t think fire is real’. Noah’s run ended right as the world decided fire is real but nostalgia, regression, were more important than solving anything.

Don’t lie to us, I have it on good authority that nobody wants to work anymore!

“love interest to Jodie Foster’s Detective Liz Danvers in True Detective Night Country”

So grocery chains are going to continue to cut cashier staff because the self checkout machines will obviously take care of everything, which means that now in order to eat we will all be required to submit our faces along with identifying information into a database we have no control over, which is going to be used…

The Finals is the hot new game that will end service in 2025.

The best sign of all of how great a character Kingpin is is that not a single person has ever complained about the first season of Daredevil padding itself out with both Matt and Karen going through the same arc of learning about his past totally independent of each other. It all just leads back to more of Kingpin, so…

Regular Kraft singles aren’t great, but the Kraft Deli Deluxe is in my opinion the best American cheese by far.

“It seems that the CW in 2024 would like to be the USA Network in the early aughts.”

“Actors kept thanking a non-existent body at the Golden Globes”

The whole MCU world building enterprise has definitely shown fissures, in general, and there’s been some lackluster entries since Endgame, to be sure. I don’t think you can blame Feige & co., however, for slipping a bit since then as they have had to deal with several major disruptions to the original overall…

I absolutely LOVE self checkout, not having to wait behind 3 people with loaded carts just so I can grab some shampoo or something is much better for my stress levels.  The ones at the 2 Giants around me have always worked without a problem.  The only bad thing about them is when people with full carts try to use them…