To be fair, not all pizza is good cold. And 99% of pizza is better when it’s hot. But give it a shot every now and again, and eventually you will find an already-fantastic pizza that thrives despite the change in temperature and texture.

As a kid, I had an unnatural lust for Knorr’s Butter Flavor Fettuccini. Like, we’d have it as a side with dinner like you’re supposed to, there’d be a bunch left over (because I could only eat so much in a sitting), and I’d literally spend the rest of the night picking at the leftovers long after it was cold. It got…

Sausage. It’s heartier, there’s more you can do with it, and it’s much harder to screw it up such that it’s inedible.

In my experience, if you want the people in your favorite diner/coffee shop/whatever to warm up to you over multiple visits, the trick is to not be an asshole when you come in. Sure, tipping can help. But you get far more mileage out of being friendly, respectful, and reasonable with requests.

I agree on the father/son comparison. I generally like Hill, but there’s a definite off-brand Stephen King vibe (for obvious reasons). That said, I liked NOS4A2.

Of course she’s a hypocrite, but Dolly was working with zombies to get the Alzheimer brains (a monstrous act) into the tubes, right? What do the zombies get out of this? Humans aren’t working at the brain plant, right? And Enzo learns brain plant key cards are missing, but why are they missing?

There’s a lot about Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back that I like, but one thing about it that’s always disappointed me is how much of the plot is lifted from the “Chasing Dogma” comic, which until that point could have been considered ostensibly canon (it connected Jay and Silent Bob’s appearance in Chasing Amy to their…

Am I the only one who thinks that he’s seen enough “this ain’t your parents’ fairy tale” fantasy stories for one lifetime?

Well, then, the time has come for this season’s last...

That’s interesting to know. My roommate used to work at a McD’s, I’ll ask him if that’s something they actually have to worry about or not.

You know what sucks? Living in WV, where that assumption is actually charitable.

Well, it is possible to get fries without salt at McDonald’s by just asking. The employees will grumble, because it means making a fresh batch, but they’ll do it. (Some people do it just to get fresh fries and then resalt them themselves, not realizing you can also just ask nicely and get fresh fries.)

Not that McDonald’s fries necessarily need much improvement, but I wonder if that ‘apply ramen powder to fries’ thing would work on the American counterparts. I sometimes make my own sauces to apply to instant ramen but keep the unused flavoring packets (mix with sour cream for a pretty decent chip dip), and I’m…

I am both so very saddened and pleased, for various reasons that there weren’t any immediate flashbacks leading into...

Both she and Superman were visibly active on Earth-1 during the events of the most recent crossover, and there might be folks who remember Kara from past crossovers as well since it’s not like all of those fights took place in locked rooms.

And then shortly afterwards, Nadja comes in and without even trying hard completely whammies the guy. So at least one of two possibilities is true:

But in one scene, Nandor is surprised and confused when Guillermo brings up the possibility, and in the next, it turns out that Nandor had already started the citizenship process back in 1992, shortly before the Macarena craze—which, as it turns out, didn’t hit America until 1996—began.

My personal favorite Matt Barry line this episode was “She speaks the bullshit.” Perfect serious tone with that. Also, Colin just keeps getting better. His power does indeed grow by the night. (And the quick shot of the baby vampire towards the end was the perfect brick joke, tell me I’m wrong.)

Does it really count as a retcon if Texts From Superheroes already figured it out a while ago?

They actually kinda breezed past this last season, but there was some reference to the fact that the other zombies on the police force are also using their brain-eating abilities to solve crimes.