Liv has to get by on murder victims and criminals. Blaine can afford to be picky about the brains he eats, and it’d be really easy in his position to stick to reasonable, even-tempered geniuses and artists. We’ve still seen him have to struggle with the brains he’s eaten once or twice. (Actually, on a larger…

And even if they weren’t already bringing them back, they can certainly afford to now that a guy on Twitter saved them millions of dollars in marketing campaigns.

Think of it like this: If you’re driving down a hill and the road’s a little slick due to the weather, and you skid and rear-end a car that was slowing down to turn, the cops can cite you for failure to control your vehicle, regardless of the fact that the weather and the road conditions aren’t something you can’t…

I don’t have any experience with these, but I used to have a Spanish teacher in high school who’d spent several years living in Mexico. Afterwards, Dos Equis is the only beer she’d ever drink and she often lamented having trouble finding it in our area (northern WV). Conveniently, I spent my summers working at a…

• Does Nandor really not know what a rose is? They’re not exactly a new invention.
  

I honestly wonder what Burger King would do for advertising if McDonald’s folded tomorrow.

He was sure.

Cue some gif of someone saluting a thing dramatically.

I know a guy who used to run a movie theater. Once they found where someone had taken a dump on a candy wrapper and left it on the floor.

I don’t like the creamed corn they sell at this movie theater, it’s too crunchy.

Yeah, but then it becomes a big sequence of the women being front and center just to carry a man around, and that ain’t a great look either.

Yeah, if it hadn’t stuck in my teeth (probably a side-effect of splitting the jellybean in half, I’ll admit) and I was able to spit it out as soon as I tasted it, that would have been one thing. But vomit’s bad enough just passing through. Having it trapped in your mouth and unable to get rid of it without effort just…

It was the Power Stone.

See, my first thought was this guy showing up wasted probably caught the bartender’s attention — people like that, even before they start harassing other patrons, tend to start trouble, and if cops get called they rarely believe “He was drunk when he came in officer, we didn’t serve him, I swear.” Especially if it’s…

I’ve got two, both of which are a little less dramatic than most of these so they kind of add up to one good one.

Alright, finally a chance to sit down today and share...

Not gonna deny, even knowing that Tesla’s had all sorts of problems with their cars, this still feels a little too perfect of a catch to be real. Something about it seems fake, to me.

Because I am a colossal dork, inspired by some conversations I’ve had about the show, I’ve decided to nominate a single scene/sequence in each of these episodes for a “LARP Momnent,” where these moments are practically scenes out of a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP brought to life.

Because I am a colossal dork, inspired by some conversations I’ve had about the show, I’ve decided to nominate a single scene/sequence in each of these episodes for a “LARP Momnent,” where these moments are practically scenes out of a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP brought to life.

Because I am a colossal dork, inspired by some conversations I’ve had about the show, I’ve decided to nominate a single scene/sequence in each of these episodes for a “LARP Momnent,” where these moments are practically scenes out of a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP brought to life.