Its always upsetting when people to read a column about other people being total asses like it’s a list of helpful hints/life hacks.

I would NEVER think of using Open Table this way. I use it when I need to book a reservation AHEAD OF TIME for a few people for a work dinner thing. (It is great to have the electronic confirmation to send to those attending) But I would never use Open Table while at the restaurant in order to prove the server wrong…

This comment is everything wrong with America.

I never hated hosts, really. I mean, generally if you’re cool with them they’re cool with you. But I think dealing with any 15-17 yo in a work context will get frustrating some times. But I can’t remember hating hosts, really. Not that I blame people when they get pissed when they get triple sat bc the host isn’t…

I love that sort of thing.

For some reason I kept reading “Ferrari Guy” as “Guy Fieri.”

The mother proceeds to tell my manager that I was extremely rude to them and that I lied to them about the wait time because I was “discriminating” (wat) against them.

Yeah, you COMPLETELY missed the purpose of that segment.

I did not think he was shaming the people who had to sue, but was shaming the companies.

This is an excellent question, and I didn’t even notice that. Maybe they think it’s adorably quaint that this is what constitutes “our wildlife is attacking us” in America?

I thought White Heritage Night was canceled? Confused because trying to convince everyone you’re not racist would seem like a central part of White Heritage Night.

Fox isn’t the only media corp with shit in their teeth:

As a Christian, I have this to say: FUCK YOU, FOX NEWS. This wasn’t about religion — this was about racial hatred.

Interesting that this logic didn’t extend to when George Tiller was killed at church.

Yes, I’m sure that when he said, “You’re raping our women and taking over our country,” he was mad about Christians. That’s definitely it.

“I mean they are if you’re white”

Gov. Haley’s statement on Facebook: